You've been programming too long when |
When you are counting objects, you go "0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D...". |
Dear Ann Landers,
I am a sailor in the New Zealand Navy.
My parents live in the suburb of Seatoun and one of my sisters, who lives in Palmerston North, is married to an Australian.
My Father and Mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana, distribution of Cocaine, as well as Heroin.
They are currently dependent on my two sisters, who are prostitutes in Auckland.
I have two brothers, one who is currently serving a non parole life sentence in Mt. Eden Prison, Auckland, for the rape & murder of a teenage boy in 1994, the other currently being held in the Wellington remand center on charges of incest with his three children.
I have recently become engaged to marry a former Thai prostitute who lives in Christchurch and indeed is still a part time "working girl" in a Brothel, however, her time there is limited as she has recently been infected with an STD.
We intend to marry as soon as possible and are currently looking into the possibility of opening our own brothel with my fiancée utilizing her knowledge of the industry working as the Madam.
I am hoping my two sisters would be interested in joining our team. Although I would prefer them not to prostitute themselves, at least it would get them off the streets and hopefully the heroin.
My problem is this: I love my fiancée and look forward to bringing her into the family and of course I want to be totally honest with her.
So, how should I tell her about my brother-in-law being employed by Microsoft?
Buy a Mac |
I was just having a conversation with someone who is about to buy a Mac. |
Complaint Letter |
An allegedly real-life customer complaint letter sent to the NTL complaints dept.. |
Computer Acronyms |
PCMCIA |
Give a Man a Fish |
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. |
GM Like Computer Industry |
At a recent COMDEX, Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated that: |
Heaven And Hell |
In Heaven: |
New Viruses on the loose! |
Oprah Winfrey virus: |
Afterlife of Bill Gates |
One day Bill Gates died and went to heaven. |
Bill Gates in Heaven 2 |
When Bill Gates died, he went up to Heaven, where Saint Peter showed him to his house, a beautiful 20 room house, with grounds and a tennis court. |
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